Notes to my addicted self…

  1. If you’re going to start drinking First Coffee at the same time as making peanut butter on toast, PUT DOWN THE FUCKING KNIFE!
  2. Just because you’ve run out of baccy, does NOT mean that everyone between you and the shop deserves a brutal, untimely, and, above all, inventive death.
  3. Chill the fuck out.

 

That is all.

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